• Matthew R. Stover

Wanna Hear a Joke?


Ever heard a student say, "school's not fun!"? Who can blame them? Sometimes we get wrapped up in the day-to-day education that we forget to smile and laugh.


Infusing humor into your school environment can have a lasting impact on young people's perception of school. It helps build a positive environment for learning. When students feel good, they have better learning outcomes. Ed Dunkelblau, former president of the Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor, Director of the Institute for Emotionally Intelligent Learning, said, "Humor builds a learning relationship through the joyful confluence of head and heart."


Lost on how you can use humor in your classroom? We chuckled at these jokes and thought they would be appropriate for any school environment. Many of them are perfect for posters, quotes for the day, or part of the morning announcements.


Have fun and enjoy!


Elementary

What does a snake learn in school? HISS-Story

Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot? It's not right.

What did the glue say to the teacher? "I'm stuck on you."


Middle

Did you get your hair cut? No, I got them all cut.

Why did the selfie go to prison? It was framed.

What did the fish get on his math test? A sea-plus.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.


High

If you have 13 apples in one hand and ten oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands

Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

Why do rappers need umbrellas? Fo' drizzle!


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